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09 May 2009 @ 04:04 am
Accidents Will Happen  
Title: Accidents Will Happen
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin RPS, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: 3000 words/NC-17
Summary: It isn't like Bradley hasn't thought about it. A lot. It's more that the timing's never right, that at first he's still reeling from a nasty split with Michelle, that he isn't even sure he's that into guys. Besides, he has no clue which side Colin comes down on, and he really doesn't want things to get weird between them... Valid excuses, all. In the end, not one of them matters.
Disclaimer: Utter fabrication and gross lies.
A/N: When plotty Big Bang plot gets too plotty, fluff comes out. Or as fluffy as I ever get anyway. What can I say—uncommunicative boys are my weakness! Thanks to [info]aelora who convinced me not to pitch this in a fit of pique. Extra helpings of fries and baklava to my lovely porn aficionados betas [info]sdk and [info]aldiara.


Accidents Will Happen )
 
 
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23 February 2009 @ 05:20 am
Mothers Always Know  
Title: Mothers Always Know
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~500 words/PG
Summary: Bradley can't tell his mum about Colin.
Disclaimer: LIES! This is completely made up and has nothing to do with the real actor or his family!
A/N: I went to bed thinking about the Merlin cast making their way down to France and suddenly this appeared. It then refused to wait until morning when it could be properly written and betaed. So here it is -- it's just a wee thing, but it wanted to come out, and I hope it amuses you.


Mothers Always Know )
 
 
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17 February 2009 @ 02:33 am
DVD Extras: Most Proud Of  
Title: DVD Extras: Most Proud Of
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~2000 words/PG
Summary: Bradley rushing to check on Colin + awkward comment about stunt = overprotective!Bradley fic
Disclaimer: This is utter fabrication, every word of it, except for the dialogue that came directly from this interview (starting ~2:12). And the fact that Bradley did rush over to see if Colin was okay. Because you can't make this stuff up!!
A/N: Those DVD extras are proving very inspiring. This is for the lovely [info]aelora who didn't think I was silly for obsessing. I had more betas on this than a 2K bit of RPS deserves. Thanks to my dear [info]sarcasticchick who read until she fell asleep (hopefully not because of the story) and to the lifesaving lovelies [info]sdk and [info]aldiara, who both agreed to help me at the spur of the moment so I could post tonight, because I'm impatient like that.


Most Proud Of )
 
 
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14 February 2009 @ 05:35 pm
DVD Extras: In These Stones  
Title: DVD Extras: In These Stones
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~2000 words/NC-17 for porn and language
Summary: Cavesmut. That is all.
Disclaimer: This is a complete lie, completely the product of my warped imagination, and bears no resemblance to any reality. (Although I did borrow dialogue from Colin Morgan's video diary for the beginning and the end. YES! They really did say that!)
A/N: I thought I was getting my life back, I really did. And then those DVD extras came out, and Bradley tells Colin to wait in a dark part of the cave and that he'll come back for him, and just what am I supposed to do with that?!! Many heart-shaped boxes of chocolates should be heaped upon [info]sarcastic_jo for noting poorly executed porn logistics and all-around amazingness. (And yes, I know I'm using a Torchwood-related title, but ... the cave's in Wales, yeah, that's it!)


In These Stones )
 
 
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09 February 2009 @ 02:58 pm
Vigil  
Title: Vigil
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~500 words/Gen
Summary: Colin isn't a sorcerer. He has no power, nothing to offer except the rituals of his youth.
Disclaimer: This is complete fiction; I know nothing about these characters' real lives, religious beliefs, sexual preference, nada.
A/N: When this thing of beauty sank its razor-sharp teeth into my neck and refused to let go, I couldn't rest until I'd written it. (Literally. What is it with Bradley!muse demanding I write RPF in the wee hours of the night?) If I had any graphics-fu I'd have photoshopped Colin watching in the background; lacking that, I had to do it with words instead. Thanks, as ever, go to [info]sarcastic_jo for beta, suggestions, and Catholic consult. (Posted at MerlinRPF.)


Vigil )
 
 
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08 February 2009 @ 12:23 am
Manwhore  
Title: Manwhore
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin (and Bradley and Colin with a whole lot of other people)
Word Count/Rating: ~9300 words of stinking lies. At least some of them are porn.
Summary: "If anybody should be called a manwhore, it's you, Colin."
Disclaimer: Damn lies, all of it. This is the humiliating result of my obsession with Bradley and Colin and bears no resemblance to reality in any sense of the word.
A/N: Bradley James talks to me in bed. No, really. He waits until I'm about to fall asleep, and then appears in muse form to whisper, "Don't you want to get up and write porn about me?" "No," I say, "I'm going to sleep. And I don't write RPF anyway." "But you could. And it's all about me, so it'll be quick and dirty." "Quick and dirty, you say? No time-consuming plot? No angsting?" "Nope. Just a smutlet, won't take you any time at all." I'll tell you this straight up: Bradley James is a damn liar. And [info]sarcastic_jo is responsible for aiding and abetting. (Posted at MerlinRPF.)


Manwhore )
 
 
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26 April 2004 @ 01:15 am
Little Indulgences Series  
Title: Little Indulgences
Authors: CocoaJava ([info]cocoajava) & Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Pairing: David Wenham/Hugh Jackman
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It all starts when Hugh washes Dave's hair. Smut ensues.


Part 1: Promises
Part 2: Shampoo with Hugh
Part 3: Towel Dry
Part 4: Lemon Oil
Part 5: Chocolate and Honey
Part 6: Chocolate Popsicle
Part 7: Mangoes and Honey Bears
Part 8: Ankle Licks and a Slow Release
 
 
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16 April 2004 @ 01:21 am
Night On Earth (RPS)  
Title: Night On Earth
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Pairing: Sean Bean/David Wenham
Warning: RPS NC-17
Disclaimer: Of course, these men are not mine. If they were, I would NOT be here with you.
Notes: Admit it, we all have our Mary Sue fantasies. This one's for [info]mythicdove. The boys ride each other in a limo. Pure smut, nothing but smut, and impossibly bendable Gondorians. Happy moving day/housewarming!! And thank you very, very much to my beautiful beta, [info]galadriel! Originally posted at LiveJournal.


Night On Earth )