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23 February 2009 @ 05:20 am
Mothers Always Know  
Title: Mothers Always Know
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~500 words/PG
Summary: Bradley can't tell his mum about Colin.
Disclaimer: LIES! This is completely made up and has nothing to do with the real actor or his family!
A/N: I went to bed thinking about the Merlin cast making their way down to France and suddenly this appeared. It then refused to wait until morning when it could be properly written and betaed. So here it is -- it's just a wee thing, but it wanted to come out, and I hope it amuses you.


Mothers Always Know )
 
 
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17 February 2009 @ 02:33 am
DVD Extras: Most Proud Of  
Title: DVD Extras: Most Proud Of
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~2000 words/PG
Summary: Bradley rushing to check on Colin + awkward comment about stunt = overprotective!Bradley fic
Disclaimer: This is utter fabrication, every word of it, except for the dialogue that came directly from this interview (starting ~2:12). And the fact that Bradley did rush over to see if Colin was okay. Because you can't make this stuff up!!
A/N: Those DVD extras are proving very inspiring. This is for the lovely [info]aelora who didn't think I was silly for obsessing. I had more betas on this than a 2K bit of RPS deserves. Thanks to my dear [info]sarcasticchick who read until she fell asleep (hopefully not because of the story) and to the lifesaving lovelies [info]sdk and [info]aldiara, who both agreed to help me at the spur of the moment so I could post tonight, because I'm impatient like that.


Most Proud Of )
 
 
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15 February 2009 @ 09:22 pm
In This Home On Ice (Chapter Two)  
Title: In This Home On Ice – Chapter Two: The Rittberger Connection
Authors: [info]aldiara and [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz/Roman
Word Count: 7K words
Rating: Gen
Summary: The thing is, playing hockey requires concentration, and that’s hard to come by when at every practice session, half his mind is already off the ice.
Disclaimer: Sadly we don't own these characters; we just like watching them fight.
A/N: This story picks up Deniz’s rentboy plot somewhere after episode 565, but goes AU from there (a.k.a. as far as we are concerned, Stella does not and will never exist). Lilith pirouettes; Aldi swings hockey sticks. Previous instalments: Chapter One and Interlude 1.


The Rittberger Connection )
 
 
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14 February 2009 @ 05:35 pm
DVD Extras: In These Stones  
Title: DVD Extras: In These Stones
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~2000 words/NC-17 for porn and language
Summary: Cavesmut. That is all.
Disclaimer: This is a complete lie, completely the product of my warped imagination, and bears no resemblance to any reality. (Although I did borrow dialogue from Colin Morgan's video diary for the beginning and the end. YES! They really did say that!)
A/N: I thought I was getting my life back, I really did. And then those DVD extras came out, and Bradley tells Colin to wait in a dark part of the cave and that he'll come back for him, and just what am I supposed to do with that?!! Many heart-shaped boxes of chocolates should be heaped upon [info]sarcastic_jo for noting poorly executed porn logistics and all-around amazingness. (And yes, I know I'm using a Torchwood-related title, but ... the cave's in Wales, yeah, that's it!)


In These Stones )
 
 
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09 February 2009 @ 02:58 pm
Vigil  
Title: Vigil
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~500 words/Gen
Summary: Colin isn't a sorcerer. He has no power, nothing to offer except the rituals of his youth.
Disclaimer: This is complete fiction; I know nothing about these characters' real lives, religious beliefs, sexual preference, nada.
A/N: When this thing of beauty sank its razor-sharp teeth into my neck and refused to let go, I couldn't rest until I'd written it. (Literally. What is it with Bradley!muse demanding I write RPF in the wee hours of the night?) If I had any graphics-fu I'd have photoshopped Colin watching in the background; lacking that, I had to do it with words instead. Thanks, as ever, go to [info]sarcastic_jo for beta, suggestions, and Catholic consult. (Posted at MerlinRPF.)


Vigil )
 
 
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08 February 2009 @ 12:23 am
Manwhore  
Title: Manwhore
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin (and Bradley and Colin with a whole lot of other people)
Word Count/Rating: ~9300 words of stinking lies. At least some of them are porn.
Summary: "If anybody should be called a manwhore, it's you, Colin."
Disclaimer: Damn lies, all of it. This is the humiliating result of my obsession with Bradley and Colin and bears no resemblance to reality in any sense of the word.
A/N: Bradley James talks to me in bed. No, really. He waits until I'm about to fall asleep, and then appears in muse form to whisper, "Don't you want to get up and write porn about me?" "No," I say, "I'm going to sleep. And I don't write RPF anyway." "But you could. And it's all about me, so it'll be quick and dirty." "Quick and dirty, you say? No time-consuming plot? No angsting?" "Nope. Just a smutlet, won't take you any time at all." I'll tell you this straight up: Bradley James is a damn liar. And [info]sarcastic_jo is responsible for aiding and abetting. (Posted at MerlinRPF.)


Manwhore )
 
 
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02 February 2009 @ 03:57 am
Dirty Laundry  
Title: Dirty Laundry
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Arthur/Merlin
Word Count/Rating: 500 words/NC-17
Summary: Uther is not impressed with Merlin. Arthur is.
Disclaimer: So very not mine. If they were, this scene would be canon.
A/N: Missing scene from episode 1x04. This started with [info]sarcastic_jo innocently questioning whether Arthur wore the longcoat of sexxx during the initial meeting with King Bayard. Of course, that required watching again, as well as pondering why Arthur was slumming while everybody else was dressed to the nines. Cracky porn ensued. (Posted at merlinxarthur.


Dirty Laundry )
 
 
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27 January 2009 @ 10:51 pm
No Other Reason  
Title: No Other Reason
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Arthur/Merlin
Word Count/Rating: 1160 words/Gen
Summary: Merlin is the worst manservant Arthur has ever had. The wonder is that he keeps him around at all.
Disclaimer: This incarnation of Merlin belongs to the BBC and folks at Shine. There would be even more dressing (and undressing) if they were mine.
A/N: A brief chronicling of Arthur's denial. Set between episodes 1x02 and 1x03. Massive thanks to the wonderful [info]sarcastic_jo for the beta, cheerleading, whipcracking, and all-around awesomeness. (Posted at merlinxarthur.)


No Other Reason )
 
 
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19 January 2009 @ 01:04 am
To Be King  
Title: To Be King
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Arthur/Merlin
Word Count/Rating: 1325 words/R
Summary: Merlin is Camelot, distilled in physical form.
Disclaimer: This incarnation of Merlin belongs to Auntie Beeb. Definitely, definitely not mine.
A/N: Chronicling a fangirl's demise: "No, never -- Merlin is faaar too cheesy. OK, yeah, it's cheesy, but it is fun. And by fun, I of course mean I can't believe there's so much slash! I'll read just this one story on my flist, but I don't have time for another fandom. Look at all the shiny comms! And wow, what great stories there are. But I'll never write in it, ever. Oh, hells." This started out as a short character study of Arthur and somehow turned to smut. I blame Bradley James and that ... thing ... he does with his voice. Huge thanks to [info]sarcastic_jo for beta and enabling. (Posted at merlinxarthur and merlinslash.


To Be King )
 
 
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10 January 2009 @ 10:34 pm
Turning the Tables (HP/AWZ)  
Title: Turning the Tables
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Fandom: Harry Potter meets Alles Was Zählt *headdesks*
Pairings: Assorted combinations of Deniz, Draco, Harry, and Roman
Summary: Fucking Malfoy and his fucking games. This time Harry's had enough.
Rating/wordcount: PG-13; 1400 words
Disclaimer: Really, do you honestly think in their right mind would write these characters like this if they hoped to make any money off of them?
Author's Note: For [info]sdk with very belated birthday wishes. I wanted to give you something unique, and I can say with 100% certainty that this is the FIRST time these pairings have ever been written. I hope that you're as amused by all this as I am. Big thanks to [info]sarcastic_jo for reading this along the way and laughing at with me, and to [info]aldiara for translating cheesy pickup lines.



Turning the Tables )
 
 
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03 January 2009 @ 09:26 pm
In This Home On Ice (Chapter One)  
Title: In This Home On Ice – Chapter One: Face-Off
Authors: [info]aldiara and [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz/Roman
Word Count: 10K words
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “I'm curious: is a professional blow job really that much better than what I used to get for free?”
Disclaimer: Sadly we don't own these characters; we just like watching them fight.
A/N: While this story picks up Deniz’s rentboy plot somewhere after episode 565, it goes AU from there (a.k.a. as far as we are concerned, Stella does not and will never exist). Lilith pirouettes; Aldi swings hockey sticks.


Face-Off )
 
 
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08 December 2008 @ 06:49 pm
Serious Business  
Title: Serious Business
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Fandom & Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Roman/Deniz
Summary: Deniz thought he liked kissing before, but now he finds he doesn't even know what it is.
Rating/wordcount: 3150 words of NC-17 porn
Disclaimer: The nipples, sadly, are not mine!



Serious Business )
 
 
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28 November 2008 @ 10:49 pm
Empty Glasses  
Title: Empty Glasses
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Fandom & Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Roman
Word Count: 275 words
Rating: Gen
Disclaimer: If Roman and Deniz were mine, Roman wouldn't be nearly so miserable.
A/N: I'm not sure where this angsty little character study came from. It does try to rationalise, somewhat, Roman's turn to the dark side, and it refers to events in ep. 529. Because what else would you do when you run out of hope?



Empty Glasses )
 
 
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26 November 2008 @ 02:01 am
Something Old, Something New  
Title: Something Old, Something New
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Fandom & Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Roman/Deniz
Word Count: 1000 words
Rating: Gen
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
A/N: This is a sequel to Something Borrowed, just another glimpse of Diana's wedding day, through Roman's eyes this time, when things were still hopeful. I'm not particularly happy with this piece, but it feels like I've pushed and pulled it enough, and now it's time to set it free and move on to something else!



Something Old, Something New )
 
 
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24 November 2008 @ 12:12 am
All The Sweeter  
Title: All The Sweeter
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Fandom: Plata Quemada
Characters: Nene/Angel
Summary: They weren't supposed to be out, but they weren't supposed to have this either.
Rated: R
Word Count: 600 words
Disclaimer:
Note: Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to [info]omarandjohnny, who loves the Twins as much as I do. Here's a missing scene from the film. I hope you enjoy it!


All The Sweeter )
 
 
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22 November 2008 @ 11:45 pm
Making Out  
Title: Making Out
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Fandom & Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz Öztürk
Word Count: 350 words
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:I own absolutely nothing.
A/N: Just a silly little something I wrote when I should have been writing something else.


Making Out )
 
 
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17 November 2008 @ 03:19 am
Drabble: Unspoken  
Title: Unspoken
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Fandom & Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Marian Öztürk
Word Count: 100 words
Rating: Gen
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
A/N: Help! I keep writing Marian! This drabble was inspired by and follows the exchange at the end of this clip, when Marian bans Roman from No. 7.


Unspoken )
 
 
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15 November 2008 @ 03:23 am
Something Borrowed, Something Blue  
Title: Something Borrowed, Something Blue
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Fandom & Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz and Marian Öztürk
Word Count: 1000 words
Rating: Gen
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
A/N: So I wrote a little drabble called Left Behind. And then [info]aldiara surprised the heck out of me by writing a beautiful prequel to it, Laid Bare, which amazingly takes place right after this little ficlet that I've been working on for a few days now. Proof that we indeed share the same brain! There's a short Roman piece that follows this, but after pushing and pulling it for awhile I think this one works better as a stand-alone.


Something Borrowed )
 
 
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12 November 2008 @ 09:59 pm
Drabble: Left Behind  
Title: Left Behind
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Fandom & Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Roman Wild
Word Count: 100 words
Rating: Gen
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
A/N: Inspired by cracky comments with [info]aldiara about Deniz's shirt. Of course they turned to angst in my head. ETA: OMGsquee! [info]aldiara wrote a companion ficlet for this: Laid Bare. Read it, it's just lovely!!


Left Behind )
 
 
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11 November 2008 @ 08:16 pm
Connecting Flights  
Title: Connecting Flights
Author: Lilith ([info]lilithilien)
Fandom: Alles Was Zählt
Characters: Roman/Andrew
Summary: Just a chance meeting, just meaningless sex—exactly what Roman needs right now.
Rated: Smutty
Word Count: 2800 words
Disclaimer: So very much not mine.
Note: This is set between the "Julian Lives" idiocy and the Steinkamp Ice Show. It's dedicated to [info]sdk who reminded me just how sexy Roman was back in those early days. See for yourself! Unbetaed, so please let me know if you see any errors—style or canon!—and I'll fix them.



Connecting Flights )