02 February 2009 @ 03:57 am
Dirty Laundry  
Title: Dirty Laundry
Author: [info]lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Arthur/Merlin
Word Count/Rating: 500 words/NC-17
Summary: Uther is not impressed with Merlin. Arthur is.
Disclaimer: So very not mine. If they were, this scene would be canon.
A/N: Missing scene from episode 1x04. This started with [info]sarcastic_jo innocently questioning whether Arthur wore the longcoat of sexxx during the initial meeting with King Bayard. Of course, that required watching again, as well as pondering why Arthur was slumming while everybody else was dressed to the nines. Cracky porn ensued. (Posted at merlinxarthur.


Merlin insisted that his father would not notice. Merlin was an idiot.

"What is the meaning of this, Arthur?"

"I'm sorry, Sire?"

"Your attire." He gestured disparagingly towards Arthur's red tunic and brown hunting jacket. "You would slight Camelot by appearing before King Bayard looking like a common servant? Where are your formal robes?"


...Merlin's neck goes crimson red under Arthur's mouth, his pale skin flushing with a bashfulness that's completely unwarranted—Arthur knows exactly how filthy Merlin can be. He discovered it that night after the tourney as Merlin helped him from the bath, convincing him once and for all that he didn't mind his impudent servant's tongue if it could do that. He makes his way down Merlin's chest, biting hard enough on pebbled nipples to leave them raw, to make Merlin erupt with a language that's part groans, part curses, and part words that Arthur pretends he doesn't hear. He moves even lower, exhaling a moist breath over Merlin's erection as he tugs loose the laces of his trousers. The lean body arches hard as he slides them off, grinding against Arthur with more strength than anyone would expect from such a scrawny servant. "Impatient, are we?" teases the prince, if only to elicit a clipped reply: "Just fuck me already." Arthur laughs and reaches for the vial of oil, slathers it carelessly over his cock, watches it drip messily between Merlin's legs. He's begging, now, if it could really be called begging in such a demanding tone, but with his knees pulled tight up to his chest and his opening greedy and exposed, Merlin is far too tempting for Arthur to refuse. He presses into the tight hole, marvelling at how Merlin's muscles shift and stretch as he sheathes himself so completely. He only gets to enjoy it for a second, then "move, you bastard." Merlin demands like he's the heir apparent and Arthur is his minion; "faster, Arthur, faster," he commands as his writhing ratchets Arthur's sensations to the limit. It's quick, it's dirty, it's exactly what they both need in these stolen afternoon moments.

Afterwards, Arthur slides out of Merlin's body with a slick 'schlap' sound; it scatters oil across his bedcovers, but he really can't be bothered to worry about that at the moment. It's all he can do to collapse boneless on top of Merlin and close his eyes, thoroughly sated. He could easily have fallen asleep had Merlin not begun fidgeting like a skittish colt beneath him. Arthur pries his eyes open, sluggishly at first, then wider when he recognises the brilliant red of his nicest cape crushed under Merlin's shoulder.

"Merlin, when you entered my chambers you were carrying my formal robes. Pray tell, what did you do with them...?"



"I apologize, Sire. Merlin failed to clean them properly and I had him do it again."

"That servant of yours truly is useless. Perhaps he should spend another day in the stocks to teach him a lesson?"

"You know, father, I think you might be right."

~~~ The End ~~~
 
 
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Aldi: Mission accomplished![info]aldiara on February 2nd, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
Bwahahahaa, awesome! Hot messy quick!smut = WIN!

It's quick, it's dirty, it's exactly what they both need...

Ditto to that *g* Apparently you CAN do smut without a 1000 word buildup! :D (not that I don't adore those too!!!)

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Lilith: merlin-knackered[info]lilithilien on February 2nd, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)
Yeah, I don't know what came over me, I've never written smut so fast in all my life! Thanks for reading it, love. I hope someday when all the madness is over you can actually watch the show! *hugs*
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[info]plain_as_jane on February 2nd, 2009 05:12 am (UTC)
Ooh, I love a demanding Merlin!!



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Lilith: merlin-merlin approves[info]lilithilien on February 2nd, 2009 12:06 pm (UTC)
YES! I do too -- I am a complete sucker for demanding!Merlin and protective!Arthur. Thanks for reading/commenting!!
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: sexy - naked boy torso[info]sdk on February 2nd, 2009 05:23 am (UTC)
This was totally a cut scene. *nods* Completely canon in my book, yes yes!

(OMG I have to finish watching the series, bah!)

BTW, HOT, LIL. *fans self* The nipples and the biting and the grinding and mouthy bottom!Merlin, oh my. God, I love quick and dirty and this is definitely quick and dirty.

"That servant of yours truly is useless. Perhaps he should spend another day in the stocks to teach him a lesson?"

"You know, father, I think you might be right."


Tee hee! Arthur's such an ass. XD Wonderful stuff, hon!
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Lilith: merlin-camelot[info]lilithilien on February 2nd, 2009 12:12 pm (UTC)
Totally, totally was a cut scene. Now I just need the DVD to include it as an extra!

I love that Arthur is an ass, and I really don't know why. I think maybe it's because he is such an unrepentant ass, and that on those rare occasions when he's not, I just melt. Or something. But I do know that he makes me very happy. ;)

And glad you liked the porn! They are so damn inspiring.

(YES YOU DO! Dude, you haven't even gotten to the slashy episodes yet!)
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[info]novalinedy on February 2nd, 2009 06:19 am (UTC)
I liked it!
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Lilith: merlin-hoodies[info]lilithilien on February 2nd, 2009 12:04 pm (UTC)
Thanks, I'm so pleased!
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queenbarwench: Rock is Dead[info]queenbarwench on February 2nd, 2009 12:29 pm (UTC)
That's a nice thing to find when you're straight home from work. Quick & dirty porn, mmmm....
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Lilith: merlin-dirty idea[info]lilithilien on February 2nd, 2009 01:15 pm (UTC)
Thanks, love!! So glad I could help your Monday!
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gin_tonic: Han Solo[info]gin_tonic on February 2nd, 2009 12:51 pm (UTC)
Rwar! Very hot! Of course Arthur has to go and get Merlin send to the stocks again ... I only hope he will make it up to Merlin... ;)
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Lilith: merlin-the royal ass[info]lilithilien on February 2nd, 2009 01:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! Oh, I'm sure he'll make it up to him. *resists writing stocks porn*
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gin_tonic[info]gin_tonic on February 2nd, 2009 01:38 pm (UTC)
Nono! Don't resist!
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Lilith: merlin-dirty idea[info]lilithilien on February 2nd, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
Evil one. ;)
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[info]aelora on February 2nd, 2009 07:45 pm (UTC)
Mmmmm. Now that was perfect. A missing scene I wish they'd include on the DVD. ;)
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Lilith: merlin-once & future king[info]lilithilien on February 2nd, 2009 10:57 pm (UTC)
*gets lost staring at your icon for a good while*

Ahem. Yes. I agree! The extras on the first DVDs were cute, but they definitely need something like this to spark up the second. I'm so glad that you enjoyed it!
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lilian_cho: Merlin approved[info]lilian_cho on February 2nd, 2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
DVD Extras, Y/Y?
You should totally write a series of PWP and call it "the DVD Extras series" >=D

AHAHA Arthur the Warrior Princess and Merlin "faster, Arthur, faster" the Filthy Magical Manservant.


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Lilith: merlin-hoodies[info]lilithilien on February 2nd, 2009 11:00 pm (UTC)
Re: DVD Extras, Y/Y?
Ha! That would be awesome! The only problem is I might need to rewatch the whole series to get a better sense of all they could have left out. Oh well, it's not like I had anything else to do with my time, right?

Have you even *watched* the last episode yet?
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lilian_cho: AS/S[info]lilian_cho on February 3rd, 2009 06:30 am (UTC)
Re: DVD Extras, Y/Y?
Write eeeeet *enables*

No? =D
As long as I haven't watched the last episode, it helps the long wait until September/Season Two. So far it's working!

I went to the Deathly Hallows launch party but I still haven't read the book past "accio Hagrid!" and Hedwig dying. (I did read the epilogue for Scorpius).

FANDOMS: I'M DOIN IT WRONG WEIRD.
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Sebastian: Merlin - A/M invisible Arthur[info]kabal42 on March 4th, 2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
Guh.... so HOOOOT! I love demanding Merlin and how it's totally unclear who's in control. Perfect *S*

And the ending is so made of win!
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Lilith: merlin-merlin approves[info]lilithilien on March 4th, 2009 07:39 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! I love demanding Merlin too. I can't see him being any more subservient in bed than he is in his daily life. ;)
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[info]baka-sensei.livejournal.com on September 19th, 2009 06:04 am (UTC)
I may be coming to this late, but then I suppose I came to the FANDOM late, and I missed all of this fabulous fan-created GOLD when it was first appearing. And sparkly, sparkly gold this is. Guh. I think you broke my brain.

I think probably my favorite thing about this is how wonderfully in character everyone is. In so many of the ArthurxMerlin fics, you get a toned down Arthur whose besotted, or a Merlin who isn't as pushy and RUDE, and it just doesn't quite read right. Now, this Merlin and Arthur are right on the money, because even though they both MIGHT be utterly besotted with one another, there's no effing way they would ever let the other one know that (especially this early in the series). Add on to that that the scenario is a perfectly believable one, and I'm sold. Or bought. One of the two. Hahaha. Now every time I re-watch that episode, I'll be thinking of THIS and I'll feel like I'm in on an extra piece of canon that not everyone else is privy to.

Totally added to memories. XD
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